A Hottie Christian

It's about time. Cleavage on the campaign trail. Who better to expose the hypocritical, infantile morality lessons courtesy of the religious right than a conservative politician.

Dr. Gabriele Pauli, since 1990 chief administrative officer of the rural district of the city of Fürth in Germany (she won the 1990 elections with 50.4% of the votes, was re-elected in 1996 and 2002 with 59.1% and 65.4% respectively) and member of the conservative CSU (Christian Social Union) party has her male party colleagues throwing one diva tantrum after another.

This rising star fearlessly exposed the lame stasi-like attempts, spearheaded by CSU leader Edmund Stoiber (the Bavarian prime minister has long been known as "The Blond Guillotine"), at digging for dirt in her private life with the specific goal of discovering something along the lines of an alcohol problem or an overdeveloped libido.

Acknowledging the importance of Gaby's efforts in exposing his true colors, Stoiber told her "You are not important". The mouthpieces of the CSU, be it the right-wing press of Bavaria or their internal press office, goose-stepped to Stoiber's marching drum and labelled her the Jeanne D'Arc of Bavaria or more simply, the witch.

As a christian conservative, Stoiber's views on women, marriage, homosexuality and foreigners are transparent. It doesn't matter whether one is from Bavaria or Texas....conservative shmonservative....these clowns continuously exhibit the obnoxious arrogance of turning everything into good vs evil. Needless to say, a breast of fresh air is always refreshing but especially tasty in this scenario.

To make a long story short, Gaby's efforts and courage are being rewarded. Herr Stoiber is stepping down as head of this old boys club effective 9/30/07 with Gaby taking a shot at replacing him. Go Gaby.

On the campaign trail, she is just smoking. A photo-shoot done for the magazine Park Avenue has her donning latex gloves and is merely exhibit A. Post-publication it did result in Stoiber measly lobbing his last strand of funky venom by telling anyone who would listen (and at that point there weren't many left) that now "the genie was out of the bottle".

Anyone with half a brain, even Stoiber, who is googling images of Gaby is rewarded. From miniskirts, cleavage and leather motorcycle gear on a Ducati to just pleasant photos of an attractive woman who has no fear and shook the throne of one of the oldest ultra-conservative boobs (looking at this guy I see some Larry Craig similarities - Four Boobs and a Pastor posting) in international politics who does not consider women equal to men.

Most likely Stoiber will spend his remaining evenings sitting in an arm chair, his lovely wife kneeling at his feet polishing his shit-brown knee-high boots, exposed for who and what he is and stands for.

Thank you Gaby and good luck. The world is a better place because of people like you.


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